Mathematics

[mhm]

This comes from 2 Maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs experience.
It has an undisputable mathematics logic.
It also made me laugh.

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give more than 100%?

Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?.

What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer those questions.

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: HARDWORK
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And Knowledge
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But : ATTITUDE
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And BULLSHIT
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%

And look how far Asskissing will take you.
ASSKISING
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE
Will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there.
It's the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

NOW YOU KNOW WHY SOME PEOPLE ARE WHERE THEY ARE.

[corsa]

Mike

I think you would call that "Bullshit baffles brains"

[IanH]

Using a simplistic substitution of numbers for letters and then calculating a value supposed to represent percent achievement is just laughable.

Those 2 Maths Teachers should be ashamed of themselves - time they were offered voluntary redundancy on full pension